Friday, July 13, 2007

T-shirt slogans

So I watched Lil Bush for the first time today, and I have to say it's phenomenal. Good job comedy central!

In that spirit, here's a list of t-shirt slogans my aunt sent me:

1) (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush.

2) 1/20/09: End of an Error

3) That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

4) Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First

5) If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran

6) Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

7) You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time

8) If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

9) Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

10) George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

11) Impeachment: It's Not Just for Sex Anymore

12) America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

13) They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

14) Cheney/Satan '08

15) Jail to the Chief

16) No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade

17) Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap

19) Bad President! No Banana.

20) We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

21) We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

22) Is It Vietnam Yet?

23) Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

24) Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand basket?

25) You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

26) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

27) The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

28) 2004-Embarrassed. 2005-Horrified. 2006-Terrified.

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